Virus Warning

A new virus has been discovered that has been described by the Daily Telegraph as the most dangerous ever to hit Britain. Innocent users are being duped into marking an “X” in a box on a piece of paper that will result in catastrophic consequences. If you receive a manifesto with a picture of a red rose on it, destroy it immediately, if you do not it will infect the election process and may result in the following:

* More rights being given away to Europe without a referendum
* Higher taxes for low income households, lower taxes for the mega-rich
* Continued double-dip recession and increased taxes on jobs
* Continued low spending on our armed forces and neglect of the wounded
* Continued lack of border control and increased uncontrolled immigration
* Continued assaults on anything representing British culture and values

Do not put a cross in the box next to “Labour” on your ballot paper.

Virus removal procedure:

If you become accidentally infected by this virus, there is only one thing you can do: emigrate

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